Ch.3 The Road to Mount Umunum
“Hap!” I hear Alexandra scream. I turn and I can see her body being grabbed by a tall bald zombie with a thick mustache and I pull my pistol but the chambers empty and I pull and scream but my feet are stuck to the ground. There are more of [...]
Ch.2 The Bloody Dark Hours of the Night
And at first it seemed all my fears might be unwarranted. The night was still and quiet. Too quiet and I sat nervously chain smoking and staring out into the night and the roses and the starless sky. It was only ten-thirty at this point and it [...]
“Oh don’t worry, we have a plan.” I used to say and nod and wink at a plan that I never took seriously.
And maybe thats because we didn’t really have a plan. We had stoned conversations while watching Romero movies. I don’t know why I’m writing this now. but its three in the morning right [...]
Episode 5: A Midsummernight’s Dream
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Burning in Whiskey, Drowning in the Bay
Ch.1
I take a hard drag of my cigarette and for some reason I feel bad for it, I don’t know why really. There’s no one [...]
Conversation #3
Its somewhere around midnight and I’m headed into Palo Alto down the El Camino to try and get some work done. There’s a tired looking asian kid I’ve seen around a few times and he’s asleep when I get in and sit behind him and I’m trying to get some writing done on a [...]
Its almost three a.m. and I’m staring down the El Camino smoking a cigarette and thinking about Bukowski.
And there are riots in the Congo at soccer games because one of the players used witch craft.
And the Vice-Presidential candate tried to fire a city librarian for refusing to censor books.
And Kurt Vonnegut’s dead now. George Carlin [...]
Episode 4: A Long Way to an Empty Bottle
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How to Loose a Corpse in 10 Days
Ch.1
The loneliest time of night is around four in the morning. Maybe I don’t [...]
A couple years ago, comedian Mitch Hedberg died. It turns out there was one more unreleased CD that had been recorded. Its available to listen to at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9km-UcDOhuc&feature=PlayList&p=61AFF4CA3F08D645&index=0&playnext=1
I wish I had a full article to write for this, but its Mitch Hedberg, the mother fucker speaks for himself.
“If I was the headless horseman’s horse, I would [...]
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
–Peter Ustinov
Its somewhere around four o’clock in the morning right now and I haven’t really slept in almost two days now. I don’t know if I really know why. There’s a slow and steady sinking feeling in my stomach and [...]
This week has been the Democratic National Convention. And there’s been alot of excietment, alot of talk about change and the future and I don’t know. It all sounds so empty to me now. And maybe its just that I”m sitting here in San Jose, watching cars and pedestrians strolling past the cafe and it [...]